The Labyrinth blows, but I choose it.

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Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size.

Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own (via helplesslyamazed)

(Source: quote-book)

Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is ok with it, but we can't tell Dad.
Leonard: Not that secret!
Sheldon: I'm BATMAN